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My weekly tweets
  • Fuse just blew on my MacBook charger! Just lost 2 hours work… that's so not cool :( #
  • Bedtime & dreamtime. Moving to Turnpike Lane tomorrow, anyone near there? Can't wait to get involved with the Turkish mafiya #
  • Battlefield 2 is out tomorrow, can't wait for a half weekend of war destruction.. #
  • Karma! POW! http://bit.ly/9Gz887 #
  • Ohhh shit, Mummy got me cookies. #
  • You really do wonder how national rail are allowed to charge you £30 to ruin your day, put you in a bad mood and raise your blood pressure #
  • Im stuck! This journey is a joke RT @undisco: London train meltdown in south east. No DLR. No overland. #
  • My train is actually travelling at 5mph. I should have walked the 45 miles #
  • god.. "History" on the new Groove Armada album is stupidly infectious, its so 70's i feel wrong listening to it. #
  • There's a gorgeous orange moon tonight, it looks so big against the horizon #
  • Is YouTube down?! #
  • Oh sweet, an hours work lost #
  • i'm supposed to say some random facts about me in my apraisal; don't think i'll be mentioning i was top 25 in the world at Halo Wars… errr #
  • Shit, i swear i just ate some pasta which had egg in it… im alergic to egg… Now anticipating a session of illness #
  • Anyone slick with Java around here? #
  • Pushing my headphones to their boundries today, the bass on Groove Armada makes you feel sick at this level http://tweetphoto.com/13013492 #
  • Loving Xbox kicking PSNs ass on the @mashable poll http://bit.ly/crlSIt #
  • Argentina – You're literally never getting the Falklands… http://bit.ly/aaA9LX #
  • God i'm so tired. Up in just over 4 hours. rubbish #
  • ha ha ha "Chocolate thunder" #glee #
  • Groove Armada record is insane, the production is incredible #
  • A lot of the lady birds are now having sex, this leads me to estimate there will be at least 40,000 ladybirds in my house shortly…? #
  • Just purchased Groove Armada's new album, can't wait to get in it. The artwork is pretty disappointing though… #
  • Oh god, this has to be some kind of ladybird record?! http://tweetphoto.com/12921052 #
  • Many many ladybirds creeping out the window frames! http://tweetphoto.com/12919949 oh and a bunch http://tweetphoto.com/12919985 #
  • I just set about 500 ladybirds free #
  • Ohhh shit, Russell crowe is the new robin hood?! Perfect! #
  • Apple strudel in the oven! mmmm http://tweetphoto.com/12829991 #
  • Mum bought some presents back from Afghanistan… haha, brilliant #
  • the closest I'll come to holding a handgun..I wanted to get it out & bust some Matrix moves. mummy said no… http://tweetphoto.com/12815755 #
  • Mummy Hughes is back in the country! #
  • Kettle Foods sold today, another British icon firm whored to a US food corp; brilliant. #
  • So many hackers on MW2 these days #
  • Don't these kickers recall that you can't kick as far in drizzle?… #
  • Mummy Hughes is back tomorrow from her 6 month tour in Afghanistan. Proudest son ever. I'm glad she gets 2 medals #
  • Just saw Youth in Revolt, gunna go start sone fires and kick the shit out of people in the hope to hook up with a beautiful girl #
  • Just gave a drunk chick £1 to 'get home', hope resides in us all, there's a small chance she's not spending it on crack right now.. #
  • Who's the transport secutary for the UK? And why isn't he/she dead in a ditch with a spear up their arse?.. #sorryforbeingrude #
  • Lee Ryan has entered the Lucid building! @20thcenturymarc is taking care of him in the board room #
  • OMG LEE RYAN IS IN THE OFFICE!… urghhh.. i feel faint, i can barely type.. @$%£^Q%£ #
  • RT @HannaWarnes: @foodbymark First ones mark!! – agreed! #
  • I really need to see Youth In Revolt still, who will join me? #
  • 3) Killer Whales have learned to upright sharks so they enter tonic imobilisation, essentially putting the shark in a coma, easing the kill #
  • 2) Killer Whales are known to regurgitate fish on the water surface, so to attract birds to prey on. #
  • p.s. Killer Whale facts – i'm starting basic, they will get crazy towards the end of the day. #
  • p.s. Killer Whale facts – i'm starting basic, they will get crazy towards the end of the day. #
  • 1) Killer Whales reside in the dolphin family, and share the inherited intellegence. They get their name from preying on whales #
  • 1) Killer Whales reside in the dolphin family, and share the inherited intellegence. They get their name from preying on whales #
  • In celebration of the Killer Whale (RIP trainer chick) ill be flexing my animal kingdom knowledge today and tweeting 1 KW fact per hour. #
  • RT @20thcenturymarc: http://bit.ly/bPnUnG well this is what you get when you patronise and keep a giant killer dolphin in a pond #
  • RT haha, don't go on Bebo… @StoneyRoads: I feel like a pedophile for just being on myspace #
  • Does anyone know how much the gaurdian changing media summit is? #
  • Listening to all the new Boy Geroge material and loving it. (Hey @theboygeorge ! – i'm at Lucid with Marc) #
  • Waiting for someone to point out my cut lip so I can say I started up a fight club #
  • Looks like its gunna be a fab week of weather! http://tweetphoto.com/12260083 #
  • It took 7 alarms to get me up this morning, a new record! #
  • It's so depressing going to bed and not bothering to close your curtains, as it'll be pitch blank when you wake up in the morning anyway. #
  • Just watched American Psycho. I honestly believe Christian Bale could kill multiple people for real, was he even acting in the film?.. #
  • The only good thing about 6 a.m. http://tweetphoto.com/12083402 #
  • The lake is freezing over, I'm cacooned in 2 sleeping bags and so so warm! Night night world #gonefishin #039; #
  • Night fishing is so cold! It's at least -4 right now and shits icing up. Paulie just caught a Breem http://tweetphoto.com/11997903 #
  • Getting a train off peak in half term is definately a rageful experience. Why do kinds feel the need to scream. ALL. THE. TIME #
  • Getting a train off peak in half term is definately a rageful experience. Why do kinds feel the need to scream. ALL. THE. TIME #
  • So glad i have a 6 pack of Mr. Kipling carrot cakes in my desk at work, gunna go nuts on it tomorrow morning. #
  • Eccles cakes are probably the best thing on earth… Ever. #
  • Great article on Artists using Twitter from @davidhooper, community dynamic and consiquences. http://bit.ly/9rAOLr #
  • This week has been a headache week. All day every day, thump thump thump. Brilliant #
  • So… Facebook search just isn't working at all right now. Brilliant. #
  • Just saved a ladybird from the bath AGAIN, I think I'm on about 7 this year do far. Feels good to help a bug brother out #
  • I would like Robbie's hair style #
  • You've got to be shitting me, most trains from victoria are delayed?! Sun is the only weather trains can run in this joke of a country #
  • Shit, i got 666 followers. Someone follow me so i can get off the devil number! #
  • I love writing out CSS really fast for pages and pages, makes me feel like that computer guy in the matrix #
  • its safe to say life isn't enjoyable recently #
  • So tempting.. chill PETA, i'm not gunna do it. And yes i have a gun, dont freak out,I live in the country ;) http://tweetphoto.com/11247388 #
  • wow… there are about 15 big fat lovely wood pigeons on my garden lawn. Really wanna shoot one for dinner tonight #saturdayhuntin #039; #
  • Woo! woken up to a fresh day and a good mood #
  • "I need a piss bruv" & "yeah boi I'm the only one not on my period" are the 2 best quotes so far. It's a shame, one of them's really hot.. #
  • Rage. they are singing so loud, my headache's intensified.. I hope they all get knocked up tonight so they waste & pregger their life away #
  • Oh god.5 chavvy party girls just got on the train screaming.so so much rage… If they fuck with my laptop Im going blood rambo on a bitch #
  • Another train failure #